taxibitch:

cokeflow:

scottcuntsick:

Coekflow Islands

see I told you

Things that I write:

• Sins

Things that I don’t write:

• Tragedies

Things people haven’t heard of

• Closing the god damn door

Things the Bride is:

• A whore

Things I wouldn’t be caught dead in: 

• This Place

cokeflow:

nevvzealand replied to your post: nevvzealand replied to your post: nevvzealand…

i have gained like 10 followers from u talking to me rn what are u running over there a country

you didn’t hear?? I got all of my followers together and we created a chain of islands off the east coast of florida made out of recyled coke cans called Cokeflow Islands, you should come visit

pityreblogs:

do she got the booty

she dooooooooo

lulz-time:

2minutedrill:

Second graders learn grammar by correcting tweets from NFL players. 

hobbitsandlocks:

badwolfonbakerstreet:

do-you-have-a-flag:

the best thing about disney songs is singing every character’s part in them with your best impression of their voice

#I’M NEVER GONNA CATCH MY BREATH #saygoodbyetothosewhoknewme #boY was I a FOOL in SCHOOL forr cutting GYMMMMMM #thIS guy’s got ‘em scared to DEATH!#HOPE HEDOESN’T SEE RIGHT THROUGHME #now I really wish that I knew how to SWIMMMMM

BE UH MAN

Must be swift as a coursing river